Ya-ee! Icky thump, whoda thunk? Sitting drunk on a wagon to Mexico Ah well, what a chump, well, my head got a bump When I hit it on the radio
Redhead señorita looking dead came and said Need a bed? en Español I said gimme a drink of water, Im gonna sing around the collar And I dont need a microphone
Icky thump with a lump in my throat grabbed my coat And I was freaking I was ready to go And I swear besides the hair she had one white eye, One blank stare looking up, lying there On the stand near her hand was a candy cane Black rum, sugar cane dry ice something strange La la-la la la-la, la la-la la la la la
White Americans, what? Nothing better to do? Why dont you kick yourself out? Youre an immigrant, too Whos using who? What should we do? Well, you cant be a pimp and a prostitute too
Icky thump handcuffed to a bunk robbed blind Looked around and there was nobody else Left alone I hit myself with a stone Went home and learned how to clean up after myself
