BIG LIVE SHOW
THEY'RE NAKED AND THEY DANCE
COST YOU 12 AND ??60 ?? SIR AND 5 ?? WEEKS?? FOR MEMBERSHIP, SIR
IT'S AT ONE O'CLOCK TONIGHT, SIR
IT'S NONSTOP IT'S A CONTINUOUS SHOW
STAY AS LONG AS YOU LIKE
THERE'S A BAR DOWNSTAIRS
GOOD EVENING ONE AND ALL
WE'RE ALL SO GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE
WE'LL PLAY YOUR FAVORITE SONGS
WHILE YOU ALL SOAK UP THE ATMOSPHERE
WE'LL START WITH OLD MAN RIVER
THEN MAYBE STORMY WEATHER TOO
I'M SURE YOU KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO
ON WITH THE SHOW GOOD HEALTH TO YOU
PLEASE POUR ANOTHER GLASS
IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE CABARET
YOUR WIFE WILL NEVER KNOW
THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY WORKING LATE
YOUR HOSTESS HERE IS WENDY
YOU'LL FIND HER VERY FRIENDLY, TOO
AND WE DON'T CARE JUST WHAT YOU DO
ON WITH THE SHOW, GOOD HEALTH TO YOU
[CROWD/PARTY NOISE]
BUT NINA'LL START THE SHOW [IN T????????]
[CROWD/PARTY NOISE]
OH IF BY CHANCE YOU FIND
THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE IT ANYMORE
WE'LL PUT YOU IN A CAB
AND GET YOU SAFELY TO THE DOOR
OH, WE'VE GOT ALL THE ANSWERS
AND WE'VE GOT LOVELY DANCERS, TOO
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE YOU HAVE TO DO
ON WITH THE SHOW, GOOD HEALTH TO YOU
YOU'RE ALL SUCH LOVELY PEOPLE
DANCING GAILY ROUND THE FLOOR
BUT IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT, PLEASE
TAKE YOUR TROUBLE OUT THE DOOR
AND NOW I SAY WITH SORROW
UNTIL THIS TIME TOMORROW, OH
WE'LL BID YOU ALL A FOND ADIEU
ON WITH THE SHOW, GOOD HEALTH TO YOU
