I'M A FLEA BIT PEANUT MONKEY
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE JUNKIES
THAT'S NOT REALLY TRUE
I'M A COLD ITALIAN PIZZA
I COULD USE A LEMON SQUEEZER
WOULD YOU DO?
I'VE BEEN BITTEN
I'VE BEEN TOSSED AROUND BY EVERY SHE-RAT IN THIS TOWN
HAVE YOU, BABE?
WELL, I'M JUST A MONKEY MAN
I'M GLAD YOU ARE A MONKEY WOMAN TOO
I WAS BITTEN BY A BOAR
I WAS GOUGED AND I WAS GORED
BUT I PULLED ON THROUGH
I AM A SACK OF BROKEN EGGS
I ALWAYS HAVE AN UNMADE BED
DON'T YOU?
WELL, I HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO MESSIANIC
OR A TRIFLE TOO SATANIC
WE LOVE TO PLAY THE BLUES
AND I'M JUST A MONKEY MAN
I'M GLAD YOU ARE A MONKEY WOMAN TOO