A BAD LITTLE KID MOVED INTO MY NEIGHBORHOOD
HE WON'T DO NOTHING RIGHT, JUST A SITTING GOT TO LOOK SO GOOD
HE DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL AND LEARN TO READ AND WRITE
JUST SITS AROUND THE HOUSE AND PLAYS THAT ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC ALL NIGHT
WELL HE PUT THUMB TACKS ON TEACHER'S CHAIR PUT CHEWING GUM IN LITTLE GIRL'S HAIR
NOW JUNIOR BEHAVE YOURSELF
BUYS EVERY ROCK AND ROLL BOOK ON THE MAGAZINE STAND
EVERY DIME THAT HE GETS OH HE'S OFF TO THE JUKEBOX MAN
WELL HE WORRIES THAT TEACHER TILL AT NIGHT SHE'S AREADY TO POOP
FROM ROCKING AND A ROLLING SPINNING IN A HULA-HOOP
WELL HIS ROCK AND ROLL HAS GOTTA STOP, JUNIOR'S HEAD IS HARD AS ROCK
NOW JUNIOR BEHAVE YOURSELF, OW
GONNA TELL YA MAMMA YOU'D BETTER DO WHAT SHE SAID
GET TO THE BARBER SHOP AND GET THAT HAIR CUT OFF YOUR HEAD
YOU SHOOT THE CANARY AND YOU FED IT TO THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT
YOU HAVE THE COCKER SPANIEL A BATHING MOTHER'S LAUNDROMAT
WELL YA MAMMA SAID IT'S GOTTA STOP, JUNIOR'S HEAD IS HARD AS A ROCK
NOW, JUNIOR BE HAVE YOURSELF, OOO