When I woke up this morning, Much to my surprise, The sun was going down And I was still alive.
I looked into the mirror And according to my eyes, The martians have invaded, Its hopeless.
I went to see my doctor To ask him what to do Depending on the diagnosis.
I said, doc, Im seeing double, And how are both of you? No cause for alarm, its hopeless.
You dont stand a chance, its hopeless. Evrybody dance!
Well, theres paradise and doomsday, It depends on which comes first. Theres inner peace through meditation.
Theres optimists and pessimists, I dont know which is worse, But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow, Its hopeless.
The solution has been dissolved, The crisis has been resolved. Theres no need to change your plans, Its a hopeless situation.
For tomorrow is another day, And evrything will be okay. And by the way, its hopeless. (Hopeless)