On the seven seas, there was a phantom ship a-comin Shinin in the dead of night I heard the crew a-hummin Tunes that sounded like the Rolling Stones and Leonard Cohen But they didnt know the words So I assumed that they was foreign
But I heard them just the same Oh, doctor, let me teach em I just wanna please em now I said, Doctor, let me teach em I just wanna please em now
I looked up in the sky: there was a phantom plane a-comin Shinin in the dead of night I heard the pilot saying Poems that were written by John Keats and Robert Browning But he didnt know the words So I suppose that it was nothing
But I heard them just the same Oh, doctor, let me teach em I just wanna please em now I said, Doctor, let me teach em I just wanna please em now
Oh, doctor, please believe me I know you wont deceive me But do these things Im seein Have any hidden meaning Its all good entertainment And it doesnt cost a penny So please, doc, let me teach em If I could only reach em
But I heard them just the same Oh, doctor, let me teach em I just wanna please em now Oh, doctor, let me teach em I just wanna please em now
