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Satan Gave Me A Taco (Letra, Escuchar Audio, Videos)
SATAN GAVE ME A TACO AND IT MADE ME REALLY SICK
THE CHICKEN WAS ALL RAW AND THE GREASE WAS MIGHTY THICK
THE RICE WAS ALL RANCID AND THE BEANS WERE SO HARD
I WAS GETTIN' KINDA DIZZY EATIN' ALL THE LARD
THERE WAS APHIDS ON THE LETTUCE AN' I ATE EVERY ONE
AN' AFTER I WAS DONE THE SALSA MELTED OFF MY TONGUE
PIECES OF TORTILLA GOT STUCK IN MY THROAT
AN' THE STAINS ON MY CLOTHES BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY COAT
MY STOMACH WAS A-TREMBLIN' AND I BROKE OUT IN A RASH
I WAS SO DRY AND THIRSTY AND I DIDN'T HAVE NO CASH
SO I WENT AND FOUND A HOSE, TORE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES
TURNED ON THE WATER AND IT SHOT RIGHT UP MY NOSE
SOME OLD LADY CAME ALONG AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS A FREAK
SO SHE BEAT ME WITH A HANDBAG TILL I COULD HARDLY SPEAK
I WAS LYING THERE NAKED, MY BODY BADLY BRUISED
IN A POOL OF MY OWN BLOOD, UNCONSCIOUS AND CONFUSED
WELL, THE COPS CAME AND GOT ME AND THREW ME IN THEIR VAN
AND I WOKE UP ON THE CEILING AND I COULDN'T FIND MY HAND
THEY TOOK ME TO THE JUDGE, HIS EYES A-GLOWIN' RED
THE COURTROOM WAS FILLED WITH WITCHES AND THE DEAD
WELL, THE SHERIFF WAS A HELLHOUND WITH FANGS AND CLAWS
THE PRISONERS WERE TIED UP AND CHAINED TO THE WALLS
THE AIR WAS GETTIN' THICK; THE SMOKE WAS GETTIN' THICKER
THE JUDGE READ THE VERDICT: SAID, "CUT OFF HIS HEAD!"
WELL, THEY PLACED ME ON THE ALTAR, AND THEY RAISED UP THE AXE
MY HEAD WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WHEN I NOTICED THE MARSHALL STACKS
I NOTICED ALL THE SMOKE MACHINES, CAMERAS AND THE LIGHTS
SOME GUY WITH A MICROPHONE, RUNNIN' AROUND DANCIN' IN TIGHTS
AND I NOTICED THE CREW AND THE BAND PLAYIN' DOWN BELOW
AND I REALIZED I WAS IN A ROCK VIDEO
SO I WENT AND JOINED THE BAND AND I WENT OUT ON TOUR
AND I SMOKED A LOT OF HEROIN AND I PASSED OUT IN MANURE
I MADE OUT WITH THE GROUPIES, STARTED FIRES BACKSTAGE
I MADE A LOT OF MONEY AND I GAVE IT ALL AWAY
WELL, THE BAND GOT KILLED, SO I STARTED A SOLO CAREER
AND I WON ALL THE AWARDS AND I DRANK ALL THE BEER
I OPENED UP A TACO STAND JUST TO SMELL THE SMELL
COOKIN' WITH THE DEVIL, FRYIN' DOWN IN HELL
